bald-headed hermit

Definition

Slang

  • noun the penis. A humorous euphemism now used typically by adolescent males, although the expression seems to have originated in educated British slang of the 19th century. (Also, perhaps coincidentally, in US slang of the turn of the 20th century, ‘bald-headed’, as well as its literal sense, could mean both foolish and deceitful.).
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